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barretthunter
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#21 | Posted: 25 Sep 2011 20:03
rollin:
The bulk universe does not obey Einstienian relativistic laws

Ah, but with discipline, it can be MADE to obey them!

blimp
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#22 | Posted: 25 Sep 2011 20:11
barretthunter:
Ah, but with discipline, it can be MADE to obey them!

Good point! A stern talking to would certainly do the trick, barrett!

canadianspankee
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#23 | Posted: 25 Sep 2011 20:39
If Pink ate your crisps before you purchased them then is not that stealing and I would strongly suggest you take immediate action to ensure she stops such stealing immediately. Can you think of anything you could possibly do to prevent her from acting that way in the future?

PinkAngel
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#24 | Posted: 25 Sep 2011 20:48
No No NO... Sec one of the Theft Act 1968 clearly states as one of the points to prove... with the intention of permanently depriving the owner of it... They can have the packet back once I'm done... no probs, honest


twisted8
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#25 | Posted: 25 Sep 2011 20:51
rollin:
does not obey Einstienian relativistic laws and thus for a time travel faster than light.

STAR SHIPS!!!!
Outward bound Grin!

Hotspur
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#26 | Posted: 25 Sep 2011 22:09
blimp:
A stern talking to would certainly do the trick

I think that most of the members here would disagree. A firmer form of discipline should be applied.

canadianspankee
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#27 | Posted: 25 Sep 2011 22:45
Sorry Pink Angel but the Book of Flopsy says different.

According to the book of Flopsy Bunny, the book of Spankings, chapter 39, verses 38 through 40 it reads as follows:

38 - Stealing is the acting of taking any property of any party without obtaining prior consent even if the intent is to return such property. Let it therefore be known amongst all now and forever more, any form of stealing, whether in the present, in the past or in the future will be dealt with according to this law of the Book of Flopsy.

39 - The law of the book of Flopsy so decrees that all stealer's of anything, particularly crisps and sherry, as they are certain favourites of Flopsy, shall receive 39 smacks from the hand of the offended party, followed by 39 strokes of a leather paddle as chosen by the offended party.

40 - This is the Law of Flopsy and let no person or angel or any other creature defy the Law. Anyone defying the Law should have such punishment given 7 times the decreed punishment for 7 days in succession. So says the Law of Flopsy and so it shall be.

twisted8
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USA
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#28 | Posted: 26 Sep 2011 07:18
Amen!
Pious Grin!

PinkAngel
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#29 | Posted: 26 Sep 2011 10:22
Ahh but I know how to get round flops... either tickle her very large rabbit feet, or if that fails pull her bunny ears

Ps prefer lexan paddle to leather

blimp
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England
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#30 | Posted: 26 Sep 2011 11:13
PinkAngel:
Ps prefer lexan paddle to leather

Plus paddle will need to be extra large to cope with the vast surface area! Applicants will need to have a current medical certificate and nerves of steel!

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