Sorry Pink Angel but the Book of Flopsy says different.
According to the book of Flopsy Bunny, the book of Spankings, chapter 39, verses 38 through 40 it reads as follows:
38 - Stealing is the acting of taking any property of any party without obtaining prior consent even if the intent is to return such property. Let it therefore be known amongst all now and forever more, any form of stealing, whether in the present, in the past or in the future will be dealt with according to this law of the Book of Flopsy.
39 - The law of the book of Flopsy so decrees that all stealer's of anything, particularly crisps and sherry, as they are certain favourites of Flopsy, shall receive 39 smacks from the hand of the offended party, followed by 39 strokes of a leather paddle as chosen by the offended party.
40 - This is the Law of Flopsy and let no person or angel or any other creature defy the Law. Anyone defying the Law should have such punishment given 7 times the decreed punishment for 7 days in succession. So says the Law of Flopsy and so it shall be. |