I recall three distinct incidents in my pre-adult life. The first was when I was in grade school. I can clearly remember that the school superintendent used to carry a paddle that hung from his waist. I can remember that something happened during recess (for some reason, we were having recess in the basketball gym rather than the yard), though I can't recall exactly what I had done. All I remember is that he grabbed me by the hand and held me up on my tiptoes with one hand and used the other to whack my backside about 3 times. I don't remember it hurting all that much. I just remember the humiliation of having others witness it. The second two were when I was in high school. I believe I was a junior when my brother begged me to build him a tree house. So, being a nice brother, I climbed up into the tree that separated our yard from the neighboring one. I had just started nailing boards to the limbs when the lady who lived next door (a somewhat largish women with bright red hair) told me to get down out of her tree or she would, in her words, "warm your ass!" If I had it all to do over again, I'd pretty much follow the path I laid out in my story, "All for a Treehouse." But, sadly for me, I was neither quick of wit nor thinking about what I really wanted. All I did was climb down and nothing more came of it. *SIGH* Oh, but for what could have been. The last one was when I was a senior in high school. I had done something incredibly stupid (towel-snapped a very pretty English teacher's very pretty butt). It actually led to a lot less trouble than it would have nowadays. She made me apologize on the spot, of course, and I got a visit from the principal. He brought me out into the hall (this is where the private conversations would take place if you were in trouble) and asked me about it. When I told him, he warned me in a low voice, "you're not too old to be spanked." I wasn't, of course, because by that time, spanking was frowned upon even though it wasn't specifically prohibited as yet. And I know it wouldn't have been the spanking that I really wanted, of course. It would have been me bending over his desk for a few swats from a paddle to the seat of my pants. Neither a bare bottom nor me turned over my pretty English teacher's knee would have entered the picture. But I have wasted many a fantasy on what I wanted to have happened rather than what actually did...nothing. |