Chat Room? (Digressions)

Yes, just make sure you are BUSY yourself, Your Pinkness! Instead of eating crisps and reporting people to Miss Thrashbottom you might actually do what you are generously paid to do and validate some more stories!! You just can't get the staff anymore!!

Sorry, can't talk blimpy-bum, am too busy eating salted crisps and making 'Down with Chat-rooms' placards... Validating has been suspended in this time of dire need!!!

I know I'm really showing my age here but I can remember the days before ready-salted crisps. Packets of crisps came with a little bag of salt which a person had to dig for and distribute before shaking the bag vigorously. In those days there was one flavour - plain crisps! There was no cheese and onion, salt and vinegar or the like.

Actually, despite being a lot younger than your good self, I too recall these crisps and very nice they were too.

I would actually add extra salt to crisps, I am a salt addict!! Thankfully I have yet to acquire hypertension or anything else to stop me

Crisps rock!!

Salt is not good for your kidneys Your Pinkness. You never catch me eating unhealthy things like crisps. If you fancy a snack between meals try a muesli bar or a raw carrot!!

I thought dystypia was the opposite to an Australian utopia.

Does it interfere with your gout dear?

Museli is full of sugar and my horses eat any carrot around here

The only problem was that occasionally you got a bag that hadn't got the little dark blue bag of salt in it and when then faced with the ghastly prospect of eating salt-less crisps! (although a few weeks later you'd probably come across a packet with 3 salt bags).

Who votes we make Febs an appointment with Miss TB for being the first person to take the chat room thread off topic...

Ps blimp made me post this... honest

I'm going out on a limb here but, crisps are...potato chips?? I gotta get more English friends to decipher some of the talk