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I love serials and the more parts one story has the greater is the chance that I read it - if I like the author and/or the orientation and/or the first few parts. And I'm much more lenient about the quality in serials. I continue reading even if one part is not that good as others, whereas I close more often single stories after a short look when I don't like the beginning. It may also happen that I read parts, which I would never read after studying the synopsis. I read for example the complete "Ashfield Grammar" and other serials from Jimisim, although many parts contain F/M wich I normally avoid. So whoever wants to write a tome - if it's interesting and reasonably good - I will read it.

Well, if you want to grab readers in THIS library, it's actually quite a simple thing to accomplish:

Write a humorous (yet serious) story about a schoolgirl who is also a cheerleader but likes to wear a police uniform and dreams of being a secretary; have her like (and hate) being spanked with every imaginable implement out there; have her resist then submit; make her sexy yet childlike; have her get spanked every location she goes to; and then, just for fun, have her like to spank others (both male and female) as well!

What's not to like? It will definitely get you viewed and REALLY mess with the author stats on this site!
LOL

Write that story Janine; please!

Ahhhh, shouldn't also she be someone's babysitter--and/or be babysat by one or more of her spankers of both genders? --C.K.

Definitely. Also she should have a step-dad who's initially reluctant to spank her, but then proves surprisingly adept at the task....

Janine's idea reminds me of the Scottish folk group The Corries making fun of Country and Western, saying they'd been told Country and Western songs were on just six subjects - trains, trucks, prison, farms, God and mother - and so they'd written a surefire winner: "When they carted off Mother to the prison/ The good old farm was never quite the same/ But when they gone and let her out the jailhouse/ She drove our goddamn truck into a train!"

They also invented the following cowboy song beginning: "I've been lonesome in the saddle since ma horse died."

A 1970'/80s country song was so similar that one must have borrowed from the other:

Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison.
And I went to pick her up in the rain.
But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck
She got runned over by a damned old train.

My favourite spoof C&W song title is 'Ma wife run off with ma best friend, and I sure do miss him so'.

And then there's "I ain't married but the wife is." And, equally entertaining though probably sincerely intended, is "Drop-kick me, Jesus, through the Goal-posts of Life".

Well I love her
But I love the fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
But today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things and she'd
be gone by noon

Well I'm gonna miss her

etc, etc... a Brad Paisley song

Another favorite is Randy Travis' "Is It Still Over?"

That lie that I tried to slip by you
Was told with good intentions
It was just another way to say I love you
And protect you from the truth
Half a pound of cure is surely worth a half an ounce of pure prevention
And trying to explain while I'm insane
Is the hardest thing I've ever tried to do

Chorus:
Is it still over, are we still through
Since my phone still ain't ringing I assume it still ain't you
I've half a mind to take the time to find somebody new
But I'm not too sure that I'm still over you