Februs:
Some days I regret providing all the statistics on here.
Don't even THINK about dropping them! Since you (among others here) suffer from the disability of being British rather than American, and thus living without Baseball, you probably can't appreciate how lengthy discussions about the relevance and importance of obscure statistics can be such a consuming passion.
Februs:
It stands to reason that no author is going to find their stories being read constantly.
B-b-but... I WANT my stories read constantly!
Februs:
What I don't understand is why any of this matters.. all the above authors are clearly popular and widely read irrespective of whichever arbitrary statistical metric is used.
Agreed - clearly all four are popular and widely read, for good reason. For rollin's benefit, I'd note that the other three all have a lot more stories posted here than he does, so, irrespective of the number of new stories posted at any one time, they are likely to get more views than he when readers search randomly for stories.
rollin:
In other words, get back to work and stop screwing around on the forum, right?
You're absolutely right! (advice I'm not likely to take myself, so that I can be the one complaining about not being read)