Mobile phones & the ageing spanko

I don't have a mobile phone as no one wants to talk to me that urgently. I don't rely on alarm clocks as I get prodded and brought a cup of tea when it's time to get up! Seems more civilised somehow!

Oh please kind sir, just how does this prodding take place....

With a finger of course!! What do you expect her to use? A cattle prod?

Think yourself lucky you don't get prodded and told to get up and make the cup of tea and bring it up for you both.
Your wife/partner is far too good to you!

Having read this I think it might be time for regime chance in the Februs household as, like Jimi, I'm afraid I have to do all the early morning (I use the term loosely) tea and coffee making. Now I'm also beginning to wonder who actually prodded me in the eye too...

True, can't argue with that! Perhaps she is fond of me after all!