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May I put forward this suggestion for the award in contrast to the blimpified butt:

The Marlowvian Bread Butt Award

In honor of this:

Ewwwww, that is vile

I prefer blimpy-bum's humongousness to that

Yuk!! You could crack nuts with those butt cheeks !! A little more steroid with your dry martini, Mr Marwood?

Of course it would have been an honor to be on the panel, but I am just going on vacation to a very remote place with no internet access whatsoever. Amazonian jungle I think it was.

Excellent, so I will take that as a yes then, Alef! I am sure even the remotest Amazonian tribes have full broadband facilities now!

But wouldn't it be an embarrassment for the site to have a panel member eaten by piranas?

Are you speaking to ME? If so, I would note that I made no such personal remarks. I merely stated that certain other people (and we know who she is) might think such things. There's a BIG difference. HUGE, in fact. HUMUNGOUS even.


Me too! I think about broads all the time!


Someone else with broads on the mind.


[and I'm not even going to comment on that ridiculous picture]

I've always wanted a piranha as a pet, could you bring me one back please


I guess you should really provide us a better pic then?

No one is going to spank you with a butt like that Rick! So I don't know what you are pulling your pants down for?

PinkAngel
Would you also care for something snakelike?