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That's settled then! But we also need rules. As it is boring to hear about the same implement all the time, I suggest that the panel gives 1 point the first time an implement is used, 1/2 point the second time, then 1/3, 1/4 point etc. Since this is a divergent series, no real restriction is imposed..

I suppose this is an opening for me to plug my Paddling Team serial again.

My second World Cup report has FIVE spankings in it - three strappings and two paddlings.

How can I be expected to remember what I wrote? Besides, even with four (4) girls being spanked, there were six (6) total spankings, but only two (2) of them were described in any detail. Aren't numbers fun?


I don't know - she can be pretty tough with her standards, and if she senses that watersports are somehow involved...


I always wondered what 'blimpified' meant.


... but you do dire things even when he DOESN'T pick on you.


So when did this thread turn into a math(s?) class?


Go ahead - someone has already hijacked my hijacked thread. Can't anybody stay on topic anymore?


A story in the running for the Order of the Blimpified Bottom. That's no small accomplishment! (some people would say that there's nothing small about anything having to do with blimp's bottom - but not ME, of course!)

My submission for the Order of the Blimpilfied Bottom would be a story about King Arthor and his knights of the round table. There were ten ladies of the court who needed spanking and each Lady had to be over each of laps of all the knights seated at the table. That story would give me at least 100 spankings, all to describe within 4000 words. A good job I would think, it's too bad I only write F/M stories or else I would attempt it...LOL

Why not let the ladies spank the knights? As far as I remember, they could all deserve a round or ten (even Sir Galahad who is something of a pain with all that purity and gallantry). If you don't think the ladies have the strength to do it, I am sure Merlin will be happy to give a helping wand.

Mr Marwood, please note personal remarks of this nature are no longer appropiate on this forum! They can cause acute distress to sensitive individuals like myself. Just because Her Pinkness thinks she can get away with it no need for you to join in!!! Besides we haven't yet seen a picture of your sorry ass! Not that we would want to you understand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Didn't Monty Python have the vestal virgins queueing up for a spanking in the Holy Grail? No one has really explored the subject of Moses spanking the Israelites after he marched them out of Egypt after the ten plagues! Would four thousand words be enough? Should the word limit be extended to forty thousand as Phil K and Her Pinkness have both so kindly volunteered to act as our judging panel!

'Her Pinkness' KNOWS she can get away with it


We wouldn't? I would!!


I have a carpet python and a green tree python but have never heard of this particular type of python


We did?

Of sure you did. We all heard you.

Thank you for your support Alef. There is room for one more person on the judging panel! Shall I put your name down?


I am known to be pretty broad minded but that breaches the limits of good taste Your Pinkness. I am deeply shocked!