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[was originally 'Note for Authors: Enema etc Stories']

No watersports? There goes that story about a speedboat race...

How did my canoe story ever make it through?

Must have been all the paddling, Rick.

Good point. Perhaps the censors weren't attentive enough to detect what type of paddling.

In case you don't remember, four (4) girls got spanked in that story. That should suffice, even for Flopsy.....

I think we should all try and raise our quotas. Why be satisfied with only four spanked in a story? Too many authors are quite content to stick to ONE spanking a story! This is quite clearly feeble and depriving the reader! Why should they bother reading a story of maybe four thousand words just to enjoy one measly spanking at the end?

Quite right. I suggestion the creation of a special prize - the Order of the Blimpified Bottom? - for the writer who can work the maximum number of spankings into a 4,000-word story. (Just so long as I don't have to judge the entries.)

And I don't have to validate them

On the contrary if you get to choose the name of the prize I get to decide the judging panel.

Can we have a big hand (or paddle) for that superduper librarian........ PinkAngel! And another very warm welcome for library author and part time comedian.............PhilK!

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Don't you be picking on sweet ickle me blimpy-bum, I WILL do something dire in return