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twisted8
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#31 | Posted: 9 Jul 2011 23:12
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. * rumple, yawn, streach, yawn again, think coffee* oh yea.........................................Grin!

jools
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#32 | Posted: 10 Jul 2011 07:45
PhilK:
Here's the real truth: this site is being studied by aliens from the planet Zurrgg, who wish to understand the mysteries of human behaviour before infiltrating us in human guise. A number of their advance agents have been assigned to scan certain stories and beam them back telepathically to their home planet; but since Zurrgg is 150m light-years away, transmission can often take quite some time.

Now we know the true purpose of all those purple bots! Watch out Blimp!!

blimp
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#33 | Posted: 10 Jul 2011 14:49
jools:
Now we know the true purpose of all those purple bots! Watch out Blimp!!
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Why pick on me Jools!? It is bad enough having Her Pinkness picking on me all the time without you joining in! PhilK is however right in what he says about aliens from the planet Zurrgg. In fact one of those aliens asked me only the other day why the sun in Scotland always looked so PINK! I said that's an easy mistake to make!

njrick
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#34 | Posted: 10 Jul 2011 15:06
blimp:
those aliens asked me only the other day why the sun in Scotland always looked so PINK! I said that's an easy mistake to make!

I hope you explained that it actually was a Pink moon.

blimp
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#35 | Posted: 10 Jul 2011 15:18
njrick:
I hope you explained that it actually was a Pink moon.

I just said it was a full moon, Rick! It seemed to fill the sky according to eyewitness reports!

njrick
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#36 | Posted: 10 Jul 2011 15:22
blimp:
It seemed to fill the sky according to eyewitness reports!

I'm sure the Zurrggians had never seen anything like it. Come to think of it, neither have I - never having been to Scotland.

RedHunter
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#37 | Posted: 11 Jul 2011 05:21
Its Apple's fault. They hack the internet to delete all posts not typed on an Mac.

Februs
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#38 | Posted: 18 Aug 2011 03:24
RedHunter:
Its Apple's fault. They hack the internet to delete all posts not typed on an Mac.

Given their level of control-freakishness I could well believe this. Right now they seem to be patenting everything on the planet irrespective of whether they invented it or not so don't be surprised if you log in here one day and see the site has been renamed the Apple Library of Spanking Fiction or something more recognisable to the Apple fanboys like iLib.

njrick
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#39 | Posted: 23 Oct 2018 03:00
Ah, the days when we discussed really important stuff!

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