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njrick
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#1 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 03:00
I've noticed a phenomenon that seems to occur increasingly frequently of late. On the activity page, I see a reader of of one of stories have it open for quite some time, such that it slowly to move down the page to the very bottom. I get all excited (yes, my life IS that dull), thinking that it's taking them a long time because they've they're really enjoying the story and writing comments (yes, even though I no longer grub them, I do like getting them). But then the member name with my story stays at the bottom of the list for a while, and then - poof - it's gone. Some time thereafter, the member name disappears from the 'users online' list.

This has happened close to a dozen times in the last week alone. I'm trying hard to find a logical explanation that doesn't involve people falling asleep at the keyboard while they're reading my stories.

Does anybody have a (different) theory? Or has anyone else noticed anything similar?

Janine
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#2 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 03:34
Nope. But I think your theory that Rick Marlowe stories have a lulling and soporific effect on the reader is a valid one.

twisted8
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#3 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 03:36
Janine. You weren't supposed to tell him that. Grin!

njrick
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#4 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 03:36
Janine:
But I think your theory that Rick Marlowe stories have a lulling and soporific effect on the reader is a valid one.

I thank you for the vote of confidence. (Lulling and soporific are GOOD things, right?)

canadianspankee
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#5 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 03:46
I think it is a trick by the site admin. They secretly are watching to see just how long one of us is .----. enough to sit and stare at a screen. Once they find someone who will sit and watch until the one person they know he/she is watching, that is when they start sending out subliminal messages to get you to do weird things. I learned all about this on the internet so it must be true, right?

njrick
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#6 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 03:49
canadianspankee:
I think it is a trick by the site admin.

That's a good theory. They certainly don't have anything better to do.

canadianspankee:
I learned all about this on the internet so it must be true, right?

Why are you even bothering to ask?

canadianspankee
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#7 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 03:53
So anyway, another question to go along with NJ's. In the past several weeks I have looked at my author page and seen I have a new comment. That is great, I click on it and it says "awaiting validation" and then a couple of hours later the comment disappears. The comment had appeared on the "commented" section and when I read them they seem valid so why does the comment disappear later?

I mean the comment was on the internet so it must be true. (NJ said not to bother to ask if it was true or not so I presume everthing I read is true.)

njrick
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#8 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 03:58
canadianspankee:
so why does the comment disappear later?

Comment gremlins.

canadianspankee:
NJ said not to bother to ask

A pity more people don't listen to me.

PinkAngel
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#9 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 10:41
I do actually know the answer to this one Rick... What happens is...



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njrick
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#10 | Posted: 6 Jul 2011 11:48
PinkAngel:
What happens is...
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That's pretty much what I had figured. I KNOW that's what happens to the staff librarians - when other people imagine they're jsut being lazy.

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