blimp:
What do you mean wherewithal to defend himself!! I haven't retreated an inch!!
I never said you didn't stand your ground. Or sit your ground, or whatever (here's your other chair). That's altogether different from an effective defense.
blimp:
I don't go on holiday at the first sign of trouble like some authors I could mention!
And I had a very good time, too. Thank you for asking.
blimp:
My vote is for Spankings for both of them!!
Now at last - something we can agree on!