Ellen:
5 out of 137, which is not a great rate but seem to impress the library card enough to call me a "Grand Commenter".
Well, you've got me baffled then, unless there's a bandwidth issue of some sort which is restricting your access to reading stories. (Failure to comment at all results in access to stories being restricted, I believe.)
So I've told Miss Thrashbottom, the Library's virtual disciplinarian, that she doesn't after all have to deal with you for being a 'slacker' in commenting. (She instructed me to read chapter twenty of
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer before reporting to her study this afternoon, since "A notation for corporal correction, once made, cannot simply be cancelled," whatever she meant by that.)
Anyway, mein (cyber-)kamerad, welcome to the Library...
--C.K.