Spanking Rhymes?

Sure thing, flopsy - count me in.

Great idea Flopsy - count me in too

Can somebody please write in the style of William MacGonagal?

Beautiful bottom of one led astray!
Alas! I am very sorry to say
That twenty strokes will be given this day,
So that you will repent of your crime,
Which will be remember'd for a very long time.

'Twas about seven o'clock at night,
When I caught you looking at a porn site.
With your arse up and your head down,
You cannot see my angry frown,
But the Paddle of Justice seems to say-
"I'll spank you until for mercy you pray."

Well done Linda! I never expected such prompt service!

Flopsy has a great idea, for spanking authors to write in rhyme,
It should be fun composing prose, for new readers far and wide.
So budding poets take up the challenge, if you can spare the time,
Let us write with pen or quill, and not be too shy and hide.

Forsooth it was the ancient Bard, who started such a craze,
So in fine company we will be, when turning back the time.
Needs never be such awesome task to take us days and days,
Such rhythmic words can soon be found to fit the storyline.

Too spank or not to spank, might then the famous question be,
If ever our sport the Bard for merriment would have played.
His Mistress Anne could then be found cast over his bended knee,
A delightful sight those smacks would be, his hand not ever stayed.

Wherefore Romeo bold his true love he would have then been spanking.
To feel his smacks her bottom bared, fair Juliet would surely weep,
Fear not the task tis not so hard, sweet flopsy can we be thanking.
For ere these stories not yet told, are but now yet still asleep.

Brilliant, Linda! Do you always write like the great man? Shameless self-plug: In my spanking Western "For a Fistful of Knickers" there's an artistically-inclined saloon-keeper called Wild Bill McGonagal.

If anywhere other than Dundee would welcome McGonagal,
I think it would be Killarney, or maybe Donegal.
These are places where talent is appreciated properly
And poetry is declaimed and not recited soppily.

I did in fact suggest the very same to the Head Librarian prior to her post but she was at the time attempting to consume her own body weight in Baileys and my suggestion appears to have gone unheard ....

At least her inattention was due to a worthy cause.

Regrettably, I just can't write in verse, except for appalling doggerel.