flopsybunny:
I shall go into business and set up a residential 'training' course for prospective spanko writers. Bring a pencil, notebook and a paddle!
...and a checkbook? May as well make this a going concern.
Perhaps we could even have a certifying body for spanking writers. Applicants would be required to submit proof of qualifications. One can see where a certificate from the Flopsy School of Spankology would be a real "asset".
Perhaps there should be both a written and a practical exam?
Would there be a separate examining board for tops and for bottoms?
Could one be certified in both specialties?
(Sorry, getting a little crazy here)
Guy