Picture Story Challenge, August 2010

"What is written tells a lot about the personality of the individual, "

Gee, now I don't wanna submit the story I've already written! Psycho-analysing makes me nervoussss!

Plus, NOW flopsy tells us not to be pretentious or stuffy! waaaaaay too late! (lol)

*thinks he may have to relocate, change indentities and have a mind-wipe after this competition!*

Cricket box

Well you could try.

Thanks to everyone who has sent in stories for the contest so far - and to the rest of you - come on now, get those creative juices flowing - you have a story to write

We have ten entries so far - brilliant - please keep 'em coming

cheery
You only need to wear a cricket box if Miss Thrashbottom is into CBT. Otherwise newspaper down your pants - Tho' the consequenses of being uncovered cld be very dire
Tbtm

Cheery;
Whats CBT?- is it Caning balls and todger?: a cricket box would be very useful for that. Newspaper would easily show on a bent over bumand give a different sound, and crinkle,- you'd be caught out and given it on the bare and maybe extras. In my days at school if you knew it was coming you'd wear a pair of thick bathing trunks over your underpants. Blotting paper was occasionally used as an emergency stopgap.

BTW-boring fact, nowadays cricketers face 90 mph bowling with headguards and lightweight kevlar protectors. Twenty years ago they wore a cap and stuffed newspapers doen their trousers and up their shirts to give themselves a little protection!

The phrase was thinking OUT of the box.

Close but not quite ... it's cock and ball torture
I'm taking the thread even more off topic by replying to this, but I couldn't resist!

Perhaps that would be a good way to stop the norty men from taking the thread off topic, Miss Thrashbottom's office seems not to be having the desired effect any more

My story is half done, so it wont be toooooooo long before I submit it