Authors, what annoys you about depictions of your own gender by opposite-sex authors?

Burgundy
Yeah, but if he had tried that while I was pregnant, his own mother would have been unable to identify his body.

There are limits, and there is a time and a place for everything, and even I know a pregnant woman does not want her butt spanked. She only wants, and needs to be cared for until the little rascal is born, and probably at least for a time after the fact. She will let you know when she is ready for normal activities.

Touche, Burgundy! As a red-bloodied male, as soon as you described Tiffani as 38DD and boobily to match, my math skills, such as being able to subtract 12 from 22 and see that we have a plot hole here, went out the window. Excellent way to make your point.

http://i.imgur.com/whgAFCu.jpg

Ten out of ten red-blooded males failed to spot Voldemort in the background.

Burgundy
Ten out of ten red-blooded males failed to spot Voldemort in the background.

I would have been one of them since I don't know who Voldemort is.

Oh, he's that 'snake in the grass' on the upper left side of the photograph.

The guy probably called himself "Tom Marvolo Riddle" back when you knew him...

--C.K.