Rhymes with reason

I'm still composing spanked policewoman limericks. They help me get to sleep and some I remember next morning!

My approach is often to think of a challenging word that would fit well into a spanked policewoman story and then try very hard to find two rhymes for it (the rhyming scheme AABBA of a limerick places great demands on the A rhyme as you need to find TWO rhymes for the last word of the first line; so before starting to compose a limerick it's wise to make sure you have your A-A-A rhymes).

Some few words have defied me. One, until today, was "pornographer". I am proud to announce that I have at last found two acceptable if not precisely fitting rhymes and incorporated them in a policewoman spanking limerick.

Sounds good to me. Few things turn me on more than how an attractive woman looks while wearing a police uniform.

Then many of my stories and verses would suit you, OTK.

I thought I'd tease by not saying what the rhymes were. They're SLOG ROUGHER and FLOG ROUGHER. Another frustrating word I couldn't rhyme was NUISANCE and I thought of two rhymes - one of them SHOE SENSE - but I've forgotten the other!

Err TOO TENSE perhaps?

Also doesn't PHOTOGRAPHER rhyme with pornographer? But I suppose you wanted a mosaic rhyme because they are funnier

I find that if you google "Rhythms with " you will get many examples of words that rhythm...

Then again, there's a song I know that includes the word parthenogenesis - partly because it fits the song, partly because it rhythms with "Big black nemesis"

"arse, and oh, tennis is..."

BlooDenim
And of course hot pants
Which has a double meaning on a spanking site. How delish it is to imagine a curvaceous bottom encased in tight hot pants getting paddled!

Bloo denim: Many thanks. "Old pants" (and "hot pants") rhymes only in the last syllable, which isn't enough, but the others work very well.

Ollie: yes, "photographer" does rhyme with "pornographer", but it doesn't advance the action much. You spend two of your five lines explaining that the photographer is a pornographer.

Except for the policewomen, this sounds very familiar