Whap! Whap! Whap!
"But why, Mr. Kylem?" says Grace tearfully, standing and rubbing the seat of her skirt. "All the other teachers like my stories."
"Any idiot can write 'spank, spank, spank.' Where are the juicy details? I've told you time and again to stop with the 'spank, spank, spank' and the 'whap, whap, whap.' Now bend over, young lady!"
"Okay," says weepy Grace as she assumes the position. "But I think this is pretty harsh criticism for the writings of a 10-year-old."
WHAP! WHAP! WHAP!
Grace smiles and thinks to herself, "There! I made him do it again!" |