'Caught In The Act' Story Challenge 2017

Does the Fifth Amendment apply in Sweden?

We could write about someone saying they are not entering a contest and then they do, getting caught in the end. LMAO That could be an original story....😁😂 just teasing.

CS😎

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Ah, that has been my mistake then. Too much plot and not enough spanking.

In the Dallas area there used to be a Drive In Movie Critic, named Joe bob Briggs who would deride a movie, usually some kind of cheaply made B movie or worse by writing, "way too much plot in the way of the story in this one, 97 on the vomit meter, 6 instances of gratuitous sex, gratuitous car chases, 3 and 1/2 stars for Bambi and her two enormous talents." If he liked it he would say, "absolutely no plot to get in the way of the story for this baby." All his reviews would end with, "Joe Bob says, check it out."

So, the theme seems to be, less plot, more spanking.

The secret's less plot and more spanking
(It's Steve for this guidance we're thanking);
A bare bottom and lots
Of resounding hard swats -
That's the way to achieve a high ranking!

Quote: Gagla:Just take any of your incomplete plot ideas and think, does this one contain a segment when someone gets surprised or revealed in some way? Spin on that and you've got an entry already.

Done that already and the story that fits the best has a very long scene setting preamble, making it unsuited to a competition.

Am thinking if a tribute to a letter I read in the very early seventies before Janus et al got going and could only be obtained in Soho. This was the first proper spanking plot I ever read. the skeleton of the story has remained stored away ever since. I can even remember where and approx when I bought the magazine.

Sounds fair to me - but I demand percentage on all gains in that case...



I only wrote that because it sounded cool... Fortunately no American laws applies to Sweden, so we can't be fined a zillion bucks because we download a single song from the Pirate Bay...


See?! This guy has understood it completely, 20 % of the lines are spanking and another 20 % are bare bottoms. Now this is a true winner.


That sounds like the best movie critic ever. I recall one of our papers writing down Mortal Kombat when it came, labelling it "1½ hours of pointless kicking and ultra violence". I had to go see it and I loved it. Se if you remember this one, it's a classic:

"A lone character is transported to a colorful but surreal landscape and kills the first person encountered, then teams up with three unreal strangers to kill again."

A free spanking for the one who guesses correctly first.

Glagla

Ahhhh, I hope you've lined up an attractive feminine "spankmistress" for me.

"The Wizard of Oz," although Dorothy doesn't kill either evil witch intentionally...

--C.K.

The greatest movie review I ever saw was decades ago by the incomparable Gene Shalit. It was the Robert Redford remake of The Great Gatsby and he never said a word.

He held up a poster board that said "The Great Gatsby?" and shook his head no. Then he ran through a progression of "The Good... The Pretty Good... The Okay Gatsby" still shaking his head no each time.

Finally he held up the final poster board: "BLECH!" and nodded yes... end of review!

You're the expert, I bow to you Congrats and we'll see how we solve that promised spanking intercontinentally

How about this one:

"A family is nearly wiped out by a brutal serial killer, leaving only the father and his now physically disabled son alive. In a twisted turn of events, the son is kidnapped and the father has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles, aided by a mentally disabled woman."

That sounds so brutal that I'd never let my kids watch it.

Whoa! Stop! Hush! Are you trying to give away EVERYBODY'S plot in advance?


Uh-oh! That pretty much eliminates my stories. "Too much plot and not enough spanking."