Head Librarian double computer death...

Good to have you back! I thought the singed smell came from the single malts that were devoured in your absence!

Hurrah! And welcome back, Chief.

Welcome back, flopsy! I have to say, though, things ran remarkably smoothly in your absence. Pink was far too busy running the Library desk (doing a fine job of it too, I might add) to get into any trouble. Don't get any ideas of taking yet another, extended vacation, however.

Glad to have you back Flopsy! :

Welcome back, so now tell us.

How do we blow up our computers at our work so we can get a few days off just like you did? I mean did you have to coax one of those furry creatures running around the office, (I mean the animals, not the humans) into the back of the computer so the machine would break? Or was it sherry and crisp mixture on the keyboard that did the trick? (don't think I can get away using alcohol but anything is worth a try).