Reversing the Comments slide

Don't worry Februs. I have no idea who Eva Mendes is either or the other girl mentioned. I don't even know what a pink ticket is. Maybe I should get out more! Obviously Miss Thrashbottom would get my vote or if she was too busy I would go for the French film actress Nathalie Baye.

OK, "TheEnglishMaster". I thought that I was well-versed in English. But apparently I was not as smart as I thought I was. I stand corrected!

But it is no use dreaming about coming home to me and giving me a good six of the best as punishment for my deficient English, or for my impudence. Remember, I am Swedish! And here in Sweden the welfare state, that wonderful nanny for adults, protects our a-ses, literally. Surely you have heard that famous tidbit of news that the Swedish government, in its infinite wisdom, has made spanking illegal?

Well, stricly speaking, the government has only made the spanking of *minors* a literal crime against the law. And I am, of course, an adult. But if you try to give me any cp, you might find yourself facing assault charges instead! So keep your hands, and that English cane of yours, to yourself!

I am amazed to hear that there exist people on a spanking related site who have never heard of Eva Mendes. Well, I will fill you ingoramuses in. Eva Mendes is a female, Cuban-born American movie star. I believe that Ms. Mendes is currently roughly 35 years old. And she has the *best* buns in the world. Nobody has juicier nates than Ms. Mendes! They are so fleshy without being flabby. And the skin is so perfectly smooth! Not a hint of any cellulites!

You guys should have seen the 2009 movie "The Spirit". It was not a very good movie. It was rather corny. But I was glad that I saw it anyway. Because there was *one* scene which all by itself made the movie well worth seeing for a booty-admirer like myself. In that scene, Eva Mendes, who plays a femme fatale in the movie, undresses. And we are treated to a several-second long view of Ms. Mendes in her birthday suit. And her nates are on prominent display! That scene blew my mind. I have been a loyal Mendes fan ever since. Eva Mendes has big boobs and a picture perfect face as well.

You should check her out. Try this - go to a search motor. Type the words "Eva Mendes´ buttocks" in the little box and do a search. You will get a number of galleries of photos of Eva Mendes in erotic poses, often naked. For Eva Mendes is apparently the kind of woman who likes to show off what she´s got. She has made loads of soft porn photo shoots. And she has had reason to. When you´ve got it, you´re supposed to flaunt it, aren´t you?

I love you Eva! You are almost as much of a sex bomb as my wife, Thi!

Ahhhh, one adult nonconsensually spanking another would be considered assault and battery here in the United States as well--as it would in most (if not all) westernized nations, I'm figuring... --C.K.

Hmm... I have heard of Eva Mendes but I could not say I could place her face......... or buns. Still, I don't think it's very nice to be called an ignoramus because of my indifference to the identity of every vain, pretty-girl celebrity that graces the tabloids.

If I am not mistaken, one adult consensually spanking another was held to be a crime in England a couple of years ago.

And I am sorry but I cannot resist alluding to the old joke about the snooty potato family which objected to their daughter dating Dan Rather because he was just a common tater.

I have to admit, I'm a reader, not a critic. And I'm a little handicapped in the command of English language because my mother's and my father's tongues were German and Nether Saxonian (I'm writing this with spell-checker for the right spelling and Google translator for words I'm not sure about, and it's hard work ). Because of this circumstances I have nearly only commented, if I was moved by the story very very positively. Only one time I commented negatively because I had the feeling the author tried to retell a piece of the "Story of O", but made a boring B-Story (like B-Movies) out of it in my opinion. But for that commentary I reread and reread that story to be sure, to do the author justice.

Btw. in my opinion that Eva Mendes' derrière isn't quiet spankable (no pun intended) as that of Charlize Theron.

I am of course proud to be an ignoramus and although I have never set eyes on Miss Mendes I am quite sure she hasn't got a more attractive derriere than Nathalie Baye! In any case it is not as if you view the female behind in complete isolation however keen on spanking you are. All the rest is of interest too and Nathalie Baye has a strange and unusual beauty all of her own. There is a wonderful scene in the film "La Balance" where she is dressed in a pair of tight jeans and smacks her own behind to taunt two policemen who are after her small time hood boyfriend. Great film, great actress, great bum!

Thank you, Erwin, for your honest feedback about your own experience of commenting (and for not mentioning Ev- .... that woman who seems to have hi-acked this thead).

It would seem you come under the category of 'Fear of not making a 'good' enough comment'. And I can assure you that ANY comment you make, however 'German' the English might be, would be warmly welcomed by the writers whose stories you read. In fact, why don't you comment in German and let us do the Googling?

I suppose I write primarily for myself - because I enjoy the creative process. And whilst I wouldn't lose any sleep if I didn't receive any comments, I do get a bit of a buzz when others have enjoyed what I've written, and take the time to say so. It's motivational. For example, I have recently been working on a series called The Prophecy, jointly authored with DJ Black. We have an idea to turn it into a trilogy, and have so far completed Book 1 which is made up of 18 parts. If, by the time part 17 is loaded, there aren't many positive comments, then we probably won't go any further and spend yet another few months developing the trilogy idea, and instead we'll change the ending of part 18 and make that the final chapter. Like Rollin said earlier
So comments are important (especially as we don't charge anyone any money for reading the stories)
Please keep them coming. They are appreciated.