Christmas stories

I try and do a Christmas story each year. Well, I've done 2, last Christmas and this year, but hey a tradition has to start somewhere!

Wait! Christmas is coming? Nobody told me!

I may have a go at a Christmas story, although I guess they have a limited shelf life. Or are people here so kinky that they'll read a festive piece in July?

Some of us might even submit a Christmas (spanking) story in July... or March... or whenever.

The couple was relaxing on the sofa before a crackling fire on Christmas Eve. Suddenly, he reached over and pulled her over his lap.

"What are you doing?" she asked in surprise.

"I'm giving you a birthday spanking," he replied matter-of-factly as he pulled up her nightgown.

"But it's not my Birthday," she protested.

"Well, it may not be YOUR birthday, but it's still a birthday."

She gasped. "You don't mean..."

"That's right. Two thousand and twelve spanks!"

Fortunately, the swats were only moderately firm, but by the time it was over, Santa would have done much better to use her bottom than Rudolph's nose to guide his sleigh.
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There you have it: probably the shortest Christmas spanking story in the library.

And a good one! LOL

A very nice ending! He probably didn't need the crackling fire!

He very clearly wrote "BEFORE the crackling fire." The crackling fire was soon to start. At least that's how I'm going to interpret it. 2012 crack(ling)s can mean quite a fire.

Well that settles the matter then I shan't even bother to argue!! However what I was actually trying to say is he didn't need the crackling fire AFTERWARDS despite the fact he had lit it BEFORE!!

My goodness I am beginning to sound like that Rick Marwood chap!! I need a lie down and a glass of something warm and stimulating!!

An excellent one at that. So nicely done. I loved the Rudolf thing...

Yep. You're sounding even sharper than usual.