If my math is correct, August 30th will be the 1096th day the LSF has been in existence, which is 3 years (365 days times 3, plus one Leap Year day - for now, we will ignore that one extra second which was tacked on a while ago). I looked up what the traditional third year anniversary gift is, and it is . . . leather. Yes, leather! The only potentially more appropriate gift for the LSF would be the traditional 5th year anniversary gift, which is wood (some of our male members may get that with leather, so I guess it all works out in the end, so to speak). Anyhoo, I don't really have any good ideas about how to celebrate our communal virtual (as opposed to virtuous) leather anniversary (unless someone has already invented virtual leather crisps and scotch - I wouldn't put it past Februs to have already done so, and to have also already created an algorithm for the occasion), but there is still a week to go, so maybe someone else does.
This type of topic is usually something njrick brings to the forefront, so either (a) he is falling down on the job, for which he is handsomely unpaid, or (2) I am completely wrong about the count and the days.
And if I'm wrong about the count, and it isn't really 3 years, well, then as Emily Litella says, "Never Mind." |