The poor Library Notice Board and it's occupants.

Oh yes it sure was. It was the only thing that had an impact on Blimp's rather ample behind

hehe I can imagine! There's nothing quite like a swift kick in the ass to get one motivated tho perhaps you shouldn't be motivating him to add to his already profusely verbose forum posts railing against Her Pinkness.

And you know what else is rather ample Your Pinkness? Your seemingly limitless cheek!! Apparently I have exactly the same height and weight as Alan Campbell, one of our Olympic rowers!! Try it yourself if you dare!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19050139

PS Don't encourage her Jools!!

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Haha I did actually try it but am not telling Because of my height it seems to think I am a man *sobs*

See how mean Blimp is to me... Poor me I vote we make him an appointment to see Miss Thrashbottom forthwith

Ps Jools encourage away, he deserves all he gets

haha! A fun link Blimp! Apparently I have the weight and height of GB's Margaret Adeoye who competed in women's 200m. Then it added that I have the butt size of a hippopotamus.

haha Pink.. well decided to cheat by lowering my weight by a couple of kgs and keeping my (short) height the same. It then declared that I was a male equestrian competitor haha.

Haha now that is hilarious I think it is an utter set up, surely it knows that we are just like the female gymnasts, not bloomin men

You're lucky it told me I was the Olympic Stadium.

It told me I was Zara Phillips horse. Mind you, Zara whipping your butt with a riding crop would be worth the insult.

Hey I'm an American basketball player. I always wanted to play in the Olympics. Woo-hoo!