islandcarol:
My,
How lucky am I! of course you would never dream of presiding over my paddling, Am I not right?
Paybacks for my opinions that are contrary to yours will not come from your sensitive arm. A sweet and lovely group of kind, thoughtful, sober, fair minded women would do the honors. Rght? Perhaps they will allow you to eavesdrop- for a penalty.
IC
Sebastian's numerically the top commenter, I suppose he'd therefore have to preside over your initiation festivities; I'd certainly want to participate, of course, out of my deep respect for your achievement.
Ahhhh now, I'd never recommend any kind of punishment for mere disagreement, it would all be in spanking-good fun to welcome the first female member of the 'Thousand-Comment Society.'
As for those "kind, thoughtful, sober, fair-minded women," they haven't hit the 1,000-comment mark yet so they can't officially welcome you to the 'club.' Of course, if you wish corporal correction from those ladies anyway, for other purposes, that's between them and you.
If that were to happen, I'd want to do more than simply eavesdrop--IMHO a front-row seat for the 'performance' would be much more appropriate...
--C.K.