Thank you, Guy, and everyone, for such kind comments. As Alan says, it is more blessed to give, and I've always tried to stay ahead in the giving compared to the receiving. Would that real life spanking worked the same way!
No stranger to the Miss Thrashbottoms of our World, I'm still searching the corridors for more of the Miss Here'sMyBottoms.
Janine:
How much are they paying you, anyway?
Apparently, I have now earned the right to squabble with the other Millenialists over collecting the empty crisp packets from the Admins' office floor - they fetch 5 pence per thousand from the plastic recycling depot, so the LSF Three-month Mediterranean cruise is on me folks!