Guy:
Don't feel bad Sebastian. The fact is, I didn't get the poetry gene either. Perhaps my father did something wrong that night? Similarly, jazz is totally lost on me. I love an amazingly broad spectrum of music from rock, to country, to classical, to world music, but jazz is just boring. Go figure!
I feel the same except from Betjeman and The WW1 poets, poetry has never interested me over-much, and as for writing it I'm absolutely clueless.
I blame having to learn Iambic pentameters for O level latin, probably the biggest waste of time ever.
Similarly with music, I love blues and R&B but don't get Jazz. Can't say I'm much of a fan of country either.
I thought about writing a parody of the old bawdy song-The Good Ship Venus for the competition, to raise the tone a little
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However I got bored after three verses, and couldn't be bothered.
it could be quite fun though for others to carry this disgracefully rude song on with a spanking theme.