A Universe without Twinkies.

I could live without Twinkies and never miss them. I haven't eaten any in years. But I love those orange flavored cupcakes, also made by Hostess. I bought a box of 8 at the store 4 days ago, and there's only one left now. I think I'll go eat it when I finish post this. I must go on a diet after the holidays.

I have not had a Twinkie in at least thirty years. My only thoughts are that the 'Twinkie Defense' will go into steep decline and that my high school sweetheart used to tease me about all that 'Sponge Cake on the Outside, Cream on the Inside' and I had no idea what was so funny. I'm sure that the Universe will somehow make it through however.

I could live without Twinkies. I have not had one in over 20 years. For those who are addicted, have no fear. I expect someone, perhaps Flowers, the maker of Tastykake and other sugar packed delights, to buy the Twinkies brand if Hostess liquidates. Twinkies will live forever.

It's so reassuring that there are some constants in life.

From what I have already heard, this is exactly who has already planned to take them over.

I bought two boxes. A nameless person has already eaten one whole box, but it wasn't me. I opened one cake, ate half of it, and threw the rest away. It was worse than I remembered.

It's a business opportunity. Someone will buy the trademarks if nothing else. Those are worth some money, especially after all this publicity. There is always a market niche for Twinkies, Devil Dogs and Hostess Cup Cakes (my personal fav when I was 10).

Here in Britain I'm afraid ( due to the Internet mostly) the word" twinkie" has taken on a completely different and when it comes to eating (for a non homosexual male) slightly off putting connotation.
Whether the gay guys mind or not I don't know but I'm sure they really don't care.
However...as a Scot, I give you the deep fried Mars Bar! An absolutely decadent and artery hardening delight.
In fact all of our middle expensive sweets;
Snickers, Bounty,Twirl, Kit Kat and Twix could all be improved by dipping them in batter and emoiling them in super hot oil.
Disgusting to look at but astonishingly and naughtily delicious.
Wait a minute...is that a slight pain in my chest...what could be causing that???