Think first then..

In general conversation one might not think to much about what you answer to a question. Where wives are concerned it is best to think first before you answer. One example was this evening at dinner the wife was quite talkative and slipped in the question, "Why do you think that women's feet are generally smaller then a man's"? My innocent reply was, "So they can stand closer to the sink when they wash the dishes". OOPS. Women can be so irrational sometimes.

Answers like that come in two categories, - stupid and very stupid. If you are in luck, it might even get you a spanking. In that case you'll know what to say next time.

Perhaps the correct answer might have been: 'because in my case the foot has to fit the mouth it's going in.'

Sounds like you should invest in a pair of pants by now...

rk.

As the smaller feet gag is a well known one this looks like a sneaky trap ddesigned to snare the unwittingly witty into providingthe punchline and thus the excuse for giving a spanking.
Of course the real reason women's feet are smaller is so that when they take their slipper off to administer said spanking it's a less fearsome implement.

If you are looking at the feet of your Lady, you at least are presenting a submissive pose which is to be encouraged

RosieCheeks is probably correct.

The correct answer to all questions concerning a woman's body is "No hablo Inglés" while you jump out the window. A discussion can only end in disaster.

Reference to "Do I look fat in this?"

I love this! Except my Rosa speaks fluent Spanish.