Birthday!

*sigh*

Okay, I turned 50 today. Does that officially make me "old"?

Told my new wife what I wanted, now that I've turned into a switch ...

50 spanks ... with each of the implements that I own.

Happy birthday, and NO, 50 does NOT make you old! I feel that I got a new lease of life after I turned 50. And YOU have the added bonus of being married now. Enjoy your birthday and your spanking.
Mmmm, how many implements do you own?

No no no no! 50 is not old (says he for whom binoculars would be required to see that particular waypost in the landscape of the past)
What if your new wife has bought you a large toybox of implements as a present..... actually that's got comedic possibilities in this place.
Happy birthday.

50? Huh! A mere stripling. Happy birthday, young feller, from this still-vigorous septuagenarian, and may it be filled with joyous yelps and squeals from whichever of you is getting spanked.

50 with each implement sounds like an excellent idea. Haven't counted recently, but I think my batterie de fessage must total well over 100 toys - so with suitable breaks for relaxation, etc, that would take up most of a delightful day....

Happy B'Day Rik! It must have been an epic day as its my b'day also tho im slightly younger than you and will be having an enjoyable spankfree day *weg*

You are only a young whippersnapper, last week I turned 69, happy birthday to you.

No newlywed is truly old.

They say you are as old as you feel. I am 82 years old, and my thinking is always young, when it comes to spanking a woman's bare bottom. Its fantastic, and still very much sexual and erotic. And probably forever.

"50" is the new "30". I'm talking about years, not about the earned number of spanks.

50 is the new 30. 😉😉👊🏽👊🏽