So there I was, on the phone to my sister and she was bewailing the fact that her choir is having to sing a song to the tune Londonderry Air, which she said was dull and boring.
Surely it would be more interesting I said, if the song was called London Derriere. Old joke I know, but it got us wondering which other songs have bottoms in their titles.
Apart from the obvious Queen one, I did recall a Eurovision song called Rock Bottom, though bottoms really don't have to be that hard.
Any ideas? |