OK, a spanking joke: A ten year old boy returns his report card to his teacher, a 20 something cute blond, with these words, "Miss Jones, I don't want to alarm you, but my dad said if my next report card isn't a lot better than this one, someone's going to get their bottom warmed."
And to go along with the crowd, a math joke: Alcohol and and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive. |