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Goodgulf
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#1 | Posted: 6 Jul 2017 05:58
So there's a joke I can remember reading on the net - I remember reading several variations of it - but I can't find. Here's hoping that others are better at searching that I am (or know of different humour sites).

Basic premise:
Parents of a teen find spanking magazines hidden in his closet, or some fetish gear, or find she's been browsing fetish sites. (Yes, I've read ones where it was the teenage daughter and others were it was the teenage son). The parents are torn about what to do - confront him, discipline him, pretend that they don't know and hope everything works out - then one says to the other "Well whatever punishment we decide, I don't think we should spank him".

So, can anyone find a copy of that joke? Trust me - there is a reason I'm looking for it.

BlooDenim
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#2 | Posted: 6 Jul 2017 17:18
Well you've pretty-well written it, so try editing what you've said in some parts and fleshing others out to make a story.
Maybe:
The parents are worried about child (a minor, just) because they spend lots of time in their room alone, but then they find the child has been going on to very adult spanking sites and looking at porn about their sex/gender being throughly spanked and enjoying it.
Obviously the child is in need of punishment but discussion between parents ends with one of them saying "Well, whatever punishment we decide on, I don't think we should spank him/her."

The forbidden internet could be replaced with stealing money that has been spent on spanking magazines.. same result.

To quote Frank Carson...........

Goodgulf
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#3 | Posted: 8 Jul 2017 19:53
Darn - I was hoping someone could point me to a website with the joke. Oh well,m that shouldn't slow done the project.

opb
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#4 | Posted: 9 Jul 2017 18:20
Looks to me like a strip cartoon type of joke, judging by the number of scenes there are and the sharp punchline.

RosieCheeks
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#5 | Posted: 9 Jul 2017 21:40
Goodgulf:
Darn - I was hoping someone could point me to a website with the joke. Oh well,m that shouldn't slow done the project.

One day Mom was cleaning Junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine.

This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his Father got home and showed it to him.

He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. So she asked him, "What should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

http://jokes.cc.com/funny-kids/6n5lq0/s---m

tysout
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#6 | Posted: 11 Jul 2017 09:08
It kind of reminds me of an episode of 'The Love Boat' I saw many, many years ago.

This may not be exactly right but the scene went something like this;

Parents arguing about daughter's bad behaviour.
(Mum)
"I told you we should have tried spanking,"
(Dad)
"Well I was all for it,"
(Mum...shocked look on her face)
"NOT ME..(then pointing to bedroom door)...HER."

I was a young lad then and so wished I could re-wind it and repeat it again and again.

Robert56
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#7 | Posted: 11 Jul 2017 18:35
I watched The Love Boat. Never saw this episode, I'm pretty sure I would have remembered it.

RosieCheeks
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#8 | Posted: 11 Jul 2017 22:15
Reference to spanking at 1.40 of vid, though not the one mentioned above
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x0q7KiMklQ

Goodgulf
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#9 | Posted: 11 Jul 2017 23:56
RosieCheeks:
Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."

http://jokes.cc.com/funny-kids/6n5lq0/s---m

Thank you! That's just what I couldn't find.

RosieCheeks
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#10 | Posted: 12 Jul 2017 00:32
Goodgulf:
Thank you! That's just what I couldn't find.

Happy to help.
But did you look down the back of the sofa, if things are missing they often can be found there

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