library of spanking fiction forum
LSF Wellred Weekly LSF publications Challenges
The Library of Spanking Fiction Forum / Smalltalk /

What's your favourite implement?

 Page  Page 4 of 9: «« 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 »»
TheEnglishMaster
Male Author

England
SUBSCRIBER

Posts: 835
#31 | Posted: 2 Feb 2017 22:59
Love the progression of faces!

Forgive the corny old joke:

Do you smoke after sex?
I don't know - I've never looked.

FirmButFair
Male Member

USA
Posts: 2
#32 | Posted: 3 Feb 2017 00:27
I like to spank with my trusty right hand and then with a small wooden paddle that stings but does not bruise.

Burgundy
Female Member

Canada
Posts: 298
#33 | Posted: 3 Feb 2017 02:13
TheEnglishMaster:
Love the progression of faces

Well, that was one of the nicest presents I've gotten in a while...

Glagla
Male Author

Sweden
SUBSCRIBER

Posts: 803
#34 | Posted: 3 Feb 2017 14:12
Burgundy:
Are you actually inquiring whether I have a fat ass?
Excuse me, may I speak to the manager around here - I'm being sexually harassed!
No wait, let me go get the drum stick, I've thought of a new use for it...

Oh dear, and I who was only asking out of concern for your well-being and possibilities of sitting in front of the PC to carry this silly conversation on...

Burgundy
Female Member

Canada
Posts: 298
#35 | Posted: 3 Feb 2017 16:54
Glagla:
sitting in front of the PC

That unfortunate experiment was like fifteen years ago, so I'm fine now And it was my own dumbass idea to begin with, so I have only myself to blame, really.

Glagla
Male Author

Sweden
SUBSCRIBER

Posts: 803
#36 | Posted: 4 Feb 2017 13:09
Burgundy:
was like fifteen years ago

So I assume that you are slightly more padded now... No offense. I would see that as a clear advantage in this business. I mean, drum stick on a bony arse sounds deadly to me, it needs some flesh to come to its right, otherwise it will just be damaging wood on bone and no jauntily bouncing buttocks that can thrive from the impact...

Burgundy
Female Member

Canada
Posts: 298
#37 | Posted: 4 Feb 2017 16:11
Glagla:
So I assume that you are slightly more padded now

Keep digging, boy.

Glagla
Male Author

Sweden
SUBSCRIBER

Posts: 803
#38 | Posted: 5 Feb 2017 00:43
Burgundy:
Keep digging, boy.

Well, I've also gained some 60 pounds since I last was up for sale on the meat market you know...

Burgundy
Female Member

Canada
Posts: 298
#39 | Posted: 5 Feb 2017 01:06
Glagla:
I've also gained some 60 pounds

60 lbs, that's it? I've gained way more than that! (In total, while pregnant three times...)

Glagla
Male Author

Sweden
SUBSCRIBER

Posts: 803
#40 | Posted: 5 Feb 2017 19:16
Burgundy:
I've gained way more than that!

Start exercising if you're not content. I've heard that getting your tushy smacked burns a lot of calories...

Ps. Gaining the 60 pounds was without getting pregnant (for obvious reasons). I think you're allowed to discount some 16 pounds weight gain or something like that for each consecutive pregnancy, so you don't have to start counting before 108 pounds if you compare to me. And a large arse is awesome to smack you know so it's not really a problem for you girls...

 Page  Page 4 of 9: «« 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 »»
 
Online
Online now: Members - 3 : Guests - 20
canth256, clarain, yokogawa
Most users ever online: 268 [25 Nov 2021 01:00] : Guests - 259 / Members - 9