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Happy St. George's Day

 
opb
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#1 | Posted: 23 Apr 2015 08:52
A Happy St. George's Day to all.

Here is a mini saga to celebrate:


St. George and the Dragon

"Save my daughter Sir Knight," the headman said.
Facing the fire-breather, he slew the dragon, cleaved the damsel's chains.
"Think you're so big with that sword!" she mocked.
Six sword flat swipes 'cross her snowy moons smarted, then lengthwise six stripes more.
"That red cross looks good," he mused.

barretthunter
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England
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#2 | Posted: 23 Apr 2015 09:19
Nice one. These Levantine mercenaries know a thing or two - like how to become patron saint of England, Bulgaria and Georgia (NB: the main city of Georgia is not Atlanta).

Personally I support the dragon.

AlanBarr
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#3 | Posted: 23 Apr 2015 09:56
barretthunter:
Personally I support the dragon.

Yes, it's sad they were hunted to extinction.

Hotspur
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South_Africa
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#4 | Posted: 23 Apr 2015 12:42
barretthunter:
patron saint of England, Bulgaria and Georgia

Not bad for a Roman soldier who wasn't born in any of the three countries.

P.S. Your support of Flopsy is admirable.

Elorac
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#5 | Posted: 23 Apr 2015 12:48
Yes indeed, happy ST George's Day! We should celebrate our Patron Saint!

opb
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#6 | Posted: 23 Apr 2015 15:24
Hotspur:
P.S. Your support of Flopsy is admirable.

Oh dear, Oh dear. I hear Miss TB is making a space in her schedule.

barretthunter
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England
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#7 | Posted: 23 Apr 2015 15:44
AlanBarr:
Yes, it's sad they were hunted to extinction.

It wasn't just the hunting. They required a regular food supply of virgins.

rachelredbum
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USA
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#8 | Posted: 23 Apr 2015 16:58
I shall celebrate it by listening to St. George and the Dragon Net

Fulgur
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#9 | Posted: 23 Apr 2015 20:37
A man comes to a "St. George and Dragon" pub in the middle of the night. It's raining. He knocks on the door.
An old matron appears. "What do you want? We are full. We have no space for bums like you!" And she goes back inside.
The man stands there for a while, then knocks again.
The old matron appears again. "You again? What do you want?"
"Could I speak to George this time, please?"

 
 
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