Songs with bottoms in them

I suppose you'd have to call Sisquo's The Thong Song one. After all, the point of wearing a thong is to show off the bottom!

Every other rap song.

I was wondering when Sir Mix-a-Lot would come up.
And he's even called 'Sir' - this just keeps getting better...

Here's another one from the Lords of Acid ("Pop That Tooshie"), which certainly focuses on wiggling feminine derrieres, although there's cocaine snorting plus a less-than-favorable portrayal of a police officer also shown.

There are even a few mild swats with a leather flogger...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBSVFIbEJ2s

--C.K.

Something like...

"Bell bottom trousers, coat of Navy Blue,
She loves sailor and he loves her too
...

and

The Black Bottom Stomp

'Kiss me Kate' again - Lois's famous number 'I'm Always True to You, Darling, in My Fashion' contains the lines:

"Mr Harris, plutocrat,
Like to give my cheek a pat -
If the Harris pat means a Paris hat, okay..."

Doesn't specify which cheek, of course, but one can guess....

The Victoria Wood song Let's Do It (aka The Ballad of Barry and Freda) concludes with the lines:

Let's do it!
Let's do it!
I really want to rant and rave.
Let's go,
'Cause I know
Just how I want you to behave:

Not bleakly,
Not meekly.
Beat me on the bottom with a Woman's Weekly.
Let's do it!
Let's do it tonight!.

I know of two songs that mention young men being taken over a female's knee.

'Bitter Withy' and 'Smallfry'.

'Smallfry' even starts with the threat of teaching him a lesson with the sole of her shoe.

And, best of all, they are normally performed by female artists.