Three golfing buddies, Joe, Dave and Sam were sharing a ride home after an excellent game, when they were tragically killed in an accident.
Dave appears at the Pearly gates first. St Peter asks him an important question which will determine what sort of car he will drive, and what restaurants he may dine in in Heaven. "Were you faithful to your wife?" St Peter asks him.
Dave giggles, "Sorry St Peter, I was a rather naughty boy, but I deeply regret my ten affairs now."
St Peter informs him him, "It's good you feel some remorse now Dave but I am afraid you will have to drive a Lada, and you may only dine at Dennys."
Next to arrive at the pearly gates is Joe. St Peter asks him the same question and Joe replies, "I am very very sorry to have to say that I cheated on my much loved wife on one occasion when I was very very drunk. It is something I have always regretted."
St Peter tells him, "Joe, you will be driving a Toyota Camry and you may dine at any buffet restaurant of your choice."
Next to arrive is Sam and he is asked the same question as his friends. Sam replies, "I never ever cheated on my beloved wife, she was the love of my life and I'd never risk my marriage for a cheap affair! I am a firm believer in fidelity!"
St Peter replies, "Now that is what I like to hear, Sam. For your wonderful values you will be rewarded with a brand spanking new Ferrari convertible and you may dine at any gourmet restaurant of our choice."
Sam is delighted and can't wait to show his friends his new wheels.
The 3 friends continued to meet regularly for golf and everyone was very happy with life in Heaven until one day, Joe and Dave, on their way to golf, see Sam's flash red Ferrari parked at the side of the road. Puzzled, but assuming it must have broken down, they pull over to see what is wrong. They see Sam sitting on the curb and notice he is crying hysterically. Simultaneously, his friends ask him, "What's wrong Sam?"
When Sam is finally able to speak he hiccoughs, "I just saw my wife on a skateboard, eating McDonalds!" |