Room 101 - Pet Hates

Meanie! (Pout!)

It's a delicate green vegetable common in south USA. When improperly cooked, it degenerates into the consistency of something that might have ran out of your nose. When properly cooked, it can be healthy and delicious. Certain southerners bread and deep fry okra, transforming it into a waistline-expanding and artery-clogging killer.

Those people deserve to be introduced to room 101 and Ms. TB.

Guy

Hey Guy, it lost my vote as soon as you got to 'green'. Lol.

Since it appears I will be banished to Room 101 for quite some time, might I suggest that you sentence another class of horrid individuals to be sent through that trap door. I'm speaking, of course, of all those callipygian nymphettes who have the indecency to demand repeated spankings on their bare bums. I don't know how you tolerate them in polite society. Down the chute they must go! I'll ensure that they eat all their veggies... among other punishments.

"Callipygian nymphettes"...you just know i had to look that up.

That's a wonderful thing to look up. I hope there were illustrations.

Goodgulf

Sadly no. But i now consider myself to be one. Make room Rick...im coming down.

1) People who use the odd term "pet hates" when they mean "pet peeves"
2) Any recipe that does not have chocolate as one of the main ingredients
3) Liver (in any form)
4) People who don't read and/or comment on MY stories
5) People without a sense of humor/humour and who take themselves and others way too seriously!

This room 101, as Flopsy says, is taken from Orwell's novel 1984! Rick you are obviously confusing it with Utopia, Valhalla or the Garden of Eden!! This is where you go for eternal punishment! Miss Thrashbottom is in charge besides on a purely practical note you would tire too easily. You must conserve all your strength for writing sequels!

Hmm they would need a room 1001 if I were to start on reasons to put you down there Blimpy


Ooops sorry Guy

Can I also add pheasants and deer to the list as both nearly resulted in my demise today whilst galloping up a track on my horse... In room 101 with them all!!