PinkAngel:
squabbling - I like that word
At Mumkeep Abbey, a trappist monastery in the north of England, there was a tradition whereby every four years, on Christmas day, despite the normal vow of silence, one of the monks was allowed to make a short statement.
On Christmas Day 1962, it was Brother Michael's turn. At the close of their modest Christmas dinner in the Refectory, he stood up and announced: "The porridge in this monastery is too salty!"
After a further four years of complete silence in the community, it was Brother Andrew's turn. As his fellows sat digesting their turkey, he cleared his throat and stated: "The porridge in this monastery is not salty enough!"
On Christmas day 1970, four years after Brother Andrew had spoken, Brother Peter stood up. With barely suppressed indignation, and to the consternation of everyone present, he declared: "I am leaving the monastery!"
The Abbot was so shocked at this that he broke his 40-year silence to ask: "But Brother Peter, why? Why would you even consider such an irrevocable step?"
His face contorted with the struggle to maintain his dignity, Brother Peter burst out: "I can't stand all this squabbling about porridge!"