Right – since there was a tad bit of controversy last time about me eventually joining in the previous challenge under false pretenses, I decided to come clean this time. Just to make things absolutely clear; I'm in this challenge and I'll be writing so many entries that they'll - rain – upon – your – arses – like – a - fucking – vengeance – from – God – himself! (I wrote that in capital letters at first, but please also read my comment in the "England" thread on religion). Anyway, there will be a frigging ocean of my entries in this challenge! Everywhere you turn – that entry will be mine! If you vote for a story – it'll be mine! If you scorn a story – it'll be mine! There will be - no - bloody – escape - no – matter – what – you - do! They'll come like an unearthly tidal wave of goddamn biblical proportions, closing like the Red Sea on you, until your smoking rears drown in them before I'm through with this challenge!
Now, having said that, I'll go back to my chamber and not write one stinking lousy entry at all, just so you know. I'll cast my pen in a concrete block, put it in a safe and sink it to the bottom of the ocean, hire a hitman to break my fingers and cancel my Internet subscription until this challenge is over and done with.
If it now, against what some people may presume, may after all surface any of my entries in the challenge, or not, I will strongly deny the very existence of this post, as it is clearly riddled with fake news from the enemies of the people. Should this post still be used as evidence against me, I'll call upon the Fifth Amendment and state that it was alternative facts that was presented, why it clearly cannot be held against me – period! I kind of like that expression, 'period'; it sort of states that I'm right and that you're all wrong and it makes me feel as if I'm a very important person who can send anyone that doesn't agree with me to the back of the room. So, off you go, you who question my motives, to the back! Further back please, I can still hear you.
So - this was just so you'll all know the complete and full extent of my plans, if I'll be in the challenge or not and to not leave any opening whatsoever for doubt or discussions. I hope I've made myself – absolutely – crystal - clear - this time.
By the way, I so love the challenge picture, that woman is going to get soooo spanked! I can't wait to read about it. |